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Humour in class

Humour in class

Most of the classes in MBA are as plain as a grey suit. Then there are some serious classes where humour flows from the students, however unintentional. Consumer Behaviour (affectionately called 'con bee'). The professor is the strictest that is around and penalises a whole study group for the lapse of just one student in class. His classes have produced many gems from the students.

A few days back, the prof was discussing about BCG matrix. BCG matrix is a 2x2 matrix developed by the Boston Consulting Group to classify the projects or products in the portfolio of a company according to the market share and growth potential. The four categories are Cashcow, Stars, Dogs and Question-marks.

Cashcow is called so because it has a stable market, large market share and money is 'milked'. Stars are those projects which are growing and have a large market share. They are the cashcows of the future. Question marks are business units that have a small share in a high growth market.

When the student was asked why the 'Dog' was called so, he earnestly replied, "Sir, they are projects that cannot be 'milked' and also dogs cannot be 'milked', so they are called dogs"

The correct answer is, dogs are pets and those projects classified as dogs are pet projects of someone high ranking. This is the only reason why those projects are still in the company.

Same class, different session, there was this Harvard case about the Coca-Cola Coke fiasco. One student supposed to present it, started his presentation by declaring that 'even Harvard professors could not solve the case, and the onus has shifted to us'. Later during the presentation, he came upon the fact that the average age of the top management in Coca-Cola (in 1985) was 70. He said as a matter of fact that, most of the top management were dying, and as this 70 was the average age, there are much older people still in the top management
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Cars famous views replicas of three wheels in China
 Models 206 and inspired by electric Prius in circulating within the country.
Alternative families used to like riding a bicycle.

Foto In some provinces of China, producing true clones of famous cars in Europe, Japan or the United States has become a big business.  In the region of Shandong, in eastern China, a Chinese manufacturer chose to make replicas of three wheels of cars such as Peugeot 206 and Toyota Prius, among others. 

The cars of three wheels are very popular in the poorest regions of China.  They are moved to electricity and very easy to be repaired.

 Walking in these vehicles is a little safer than riding a bicycle. It is also a good option for families, since the cars can take up to five people (and tight). Photo: Disclosure

A Chinese version of three wheels of the Peugeot 206 (Photos: Disclosure)
PHOTO: From bikini, Juliana Paes Leme the stops

Actress recorded trading in Rio and shown that he is increasingly in the form

 

Juliana Paes

 For Juliana Paes not bad time.  On this Monday, 17, Juliana Paes indisposta agreed, but not why has the good humor aside while recording a trade of slippers. The lease was chosen to do Leme Beach in the River  In scenes, it shows the corpão with two biquínis, which caused real frenzy in the sidewalk. Juliana literally stopped traffic!

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Adriana Lima.2 (34 photos)  

 Born in the city of Salvador (Brazil) in 1982.  It flows the blood of the French, Portuguese, American Indians and, most slightly from residents of Caribbean islands. 
In 1996, she won the contest finals Brazilian models ustraivaemogo Ford Models agency, and internationally - ranked second. 
In 1998, Adriana has signed a contract with Elite and moved to New York. 
1997 - Lima appears on the cover of Vogue (Italy, UK), Marie Claire (Brazil); 
- again Vogue (Italy); 
1999 - Vogue (USA, Germany, UK) and Marie Claire (Italy). 

 

 It is difficult to find a house of fashion, which was not invited to participate in showing Adriano: Vera Wang, Christian Lacroix, Emanuel Ungaro, Betsy Johnson, Emporio Armani, Giorgio Armani, Fendi, Randolph Duke, Ralph Lauren and Valentino. 

 So far, the pinnacle of her career began shooting for Victoria's Secret catalog 2000 along with Heidi Clam and Leticia Casta. 

 Incidentally, Adriana does not want to become a model, she dreamed help children. 

 And now, thanks to God for their popularity - it has allowed it to establish Foundation for Children orphans. 

 Now it is young, she continues to work, loves Japanese food, and "ordinary people". 

You will not find it on the fashion tusovkah - she prefers solitude.  Why? 

 "I am tired of insincere people who were so much in this business!"

 

 

For oligarchs have constructed floating refuge from taxes

 



  In fact, with the completion of the construction of Freedom Ship, which all waited with great looks for several years, a new era begins shipping and transferring land to water.  Water was quite appropriate for this self-sustaining elements of State, where owners may want to buy 18000.  Cabins are designed as a luxury city apartment, in this great ship cost from 180000 to 2.5 million dollars, while the price of a few cabins premium reaches 44 million dollars.

 Without any inconvenience on the ship can hold about 100000 people: about 50000 "local" 25000 personnel and roughly the same number of tourists and business people who want to live in hotel rooms, built on the ship.

 This "miracle marine, established under the direction of Norman Nixon (Norman Nixon), has 25 decks, the width and length of 300 metres over a kilometre.  Weight ship reaches three tons and displacement - 2.7 million tons.  As has been said, "The ship of freedom" completely self-sufficient, that is, it is all that is needed for modern people to communicate, to work and to relax.

 At one of the decks can be found world-class casinos, which are present on board a lot of money to lose.  In his spare time, you can go shopping, go to the theater, tennis, bowling or basketball, pokatatsya sailing or on a bicycle, which are special paths, or go fishing. . At night on the ship operates several clubs.  In total relaxation zone on the ship aside 20000 square meters.  After active rest, you can check their health equipped with the latest technology or health centre to look into the fitness club.

 But most importantly, of course, the fact that the inhabitants of "A ship of freedom" will be able to see almost the whole world, without leaving home.  The way the ship is on the territory of all coastal waters, and communication with the outside world is supported by an established system of transporting passengers to shore: every 15 minutes in the three nearby settlements sent yachts and helicopters.


 Freedom Ship good project and another fact.  In the territory of "State of Water" is not valid laws of any country, which means that people living here do not have to pay taxes on property, real estate or something else.  Without a doubt, his volnolyubivoe called "ship of freedom" justifies!


 

 

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The sisters for cross-Mango monica cruz & penelope cruz

 

Penelope caused a sensation at the premiere of 'Return' in London. Lució a tight dress with lace neckline generous' heart 'with thin straps and breadth fajín black above the waist.  There is no doubt that 'Pet' has very good taste, is what has bet on the haute couture and designers such as Karl Lagerfeld, Victorio & Lucchino, John Galliano, Calvin Klein or Ralph Lauren, which is the signature image 

 Just to be elected the second best in the world dressed as Spanish edition of the magazine 'People'.  It has only been with her actress Jessica Alba, and that is, Madrid is a passionate of fashion and always looks perfect at premieres and presentations. Will be the first next year?

 

 Our 'Pet' has some preferences in the dress.  It tends to be dressed in white or black and feels very agusto with male garments as chaqué and smoking.  The same happens with the hair, it often leads collected and highlighting its big eye and his mouth fleshy.

 The pictures of this summer in a tight yellow bikinis recalling the 60's, we were allowed to see the body of 'Pe'.  Because before this fashionable actresses for allegedly anorexic, very pleased to see the Spanish looks curves with pride.  She said "I am European and not feel the pressure of Hollywood stars to be super skinny."

 It is good to be famous precie, Penelope had rained in recent years to advertise for bids. So far we have seen and perfumes announcing the signing Ralph Lauren, driving new model Honda Jazz, expelling gases with Pepsi and using treatments L'Oreal hair.  All because it is worth it.

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Classification of superiors
  Classification of superiors.

 

Классификация начальства. 1


 Behavior boss: a field guide: 
Boss, like birds, a variety of colorful individuals, and if you learn to identify his boss, it can be both useful and fun. To help you, offer a Field Guide to boss. " 
 
 Woodpecker being worn. 

This boss confused with productivity. 
His byuschimsya can be seen on the wall and calling everyone else to follow suit.  Yary supporter of punctuality, he brutally opazdyvayuschim revenge.  Can destroy nests. 

Habitat: wherever you are.
Call: "I have a new project for you." 

In the words of a former professor of history, this type of "did not have significant creativity and unable to communicate, but leaves a lot of excreta.  Not to be confused with zheltobryuhoy Clockers, whose preferred habitat is uncertain.

Rooster blinking. 

Tsezar morning, arrogant snob manages through intimidation. He may klyunut any, but prefers young and the weak.  Inclined to sarcastic applause. Compliance with diet consisting of a denial, arrogant and senseless guidance manifestations of power. Friends welcomed the light kicking.

Habitat: at the center of attention.
Call: "Well, who is there samyy-samy?"

"It is very easy to recognize," says a specialist in software Charnetski Robert (Robert Czarnecki).  "Just wait until he zakrichit." 

Peresmeshnik splayfoot.

Root, in any climate. Weak capacity for foresight and inability to make purposeful movement migration impossible. Porhaet from job to job. Many priorities. At the time of the danger of spread s e-mail. Parodies any opinion as to be right - at least somewhat.
(Charles Duncan). Like other peresmeshniki, "creates a lot of noise and surprisingly little sought," says ornithologist Chalz Duncan (Charles Duncan).

Habitat: mangroves.
Call: "I well know!" .

Cardinal krasnomordy.

Merciless in defending their own place in the hierarchy, so this type of boss kept outside its territory that it is ready to attack even their own reflection in the mirror. There is still upset because of what happened one hundred years ago.  Favors loving supporters and restrict their contact with the unlucky.The broad nasal characteristic style and distinguish it from tanagry (see below).

Habitat: behind closed doors
Call: Hriplye, non-print exclamation point.

Mikro-tanagra.

Pomeshanny checks at the entity moves circles and hanging over your working place. Secret stores self-esteem. "He could not produce anything out of control," says the professor. "I just could not believe that any of us is going to make his case exactly as it should be done." Enters subordinates deceived to force all wonder.

Habitat: other people's affairs.
Call: sharp "I better do everything himself."

Black ostroyazyky. 

Create, forever showing their displeasure. Unizhaem superiors and subordinates disappointed. Вечно Forever ruffled feathers.. "Nothing is good enough," commented one bibliotekar-issledovatel. Do not divorced from the land and makes no secret of how he would command, but too shy to bring this to the attention of superiors. Is it enough already shown itself and should not be something to prove to get a raise. Causes you very evaluate their own work, but never put under your recorded his signature.

Habitat: Cartesian coordinate system.
Call: plangent râleur Ston.

Nuthatch myagkogrudy.

This subtle boss-careerists. It is considered self genius, as forcing small fry work in a person then, so he could well look in the eyes of superiors. Does strives to be a right-hand director. Is "all the time for the improvement of its image," says Richard Clarke secret agent (Richard Clark). It features very similar to Gagary ostroloktevoy that poorly remembers names is not so strong in the corridor gossip, and always ready to forgive himself. All errors secretary at the trees and think that she did not know about it. 

Habitat: the mirror on the door own Cabinet.
Call: brought laughter after a failed jokes superior Interruptible rhythmic "says Neat!" .

Stamp odinadtsatipaltsevy.

Perezhevyvat loves people publicly.  Seizes living space by just operivshihsya colleagues. A small compared with the torso head. "You do not want to have a domestic animal," says Mr. Duncan. 

Habitat: from the wall at the Tennis Club.
Speaking: "It seems that you are not athlete."

Snipe Two-Face. 

Ritual advances of the boss is based on a large number of promises that are never implemented.  He progonit from its wings any podhalima if suspects that a disloyal or inclined to podsizhivaniyu. Ocharovatelen, but always ready to nail a knife in the back or substitute stalk. Would cover an open secret conversation.  "No one can feel secure enough from the wounds that he inflicted his speech," says the above-mentioned librarian. Eat dishes from other people.

Habitat: slush.
Call: spy "Come on sekundochku me." 

Gogol Hardly.

It operates as a boss, said as a boss, while in reality just a quack. One day he came in the head is a good idea, and it never allows you to forget about it. Bask on their own as pohvalbe for complacency.  Collects press in a toilet. Long pauses during his endless speeches makes you wonder whether he is not a liar. As a los-anzhelessky lawyer said: "The process of evolution of this type have long come to an end." 

Habitat: poterty laurel wreath at the neck.
Call us: "Once, when I did." 

Wise dove.

Suite and accessible, such boss from walking constantly nods.  Bright, sociable and slightly unconventional, he always wondered opinion swarms. Requires respect of their subordinates, but also refers to themselves accordingly. It is believed their opinion.

Habitat: the tree in front of you.
Call: encouraging cooing.

"I would like to find this guy," says Howard Karten "Alas, they left a little bit and they shall be somewhere far is a truly rare ptashka."
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